WTF?

 

I just can't with this dress. Why would anyone want to pay for and wear a piece of clothing that makes it look like they're being groped? This gem is from ASOS and is oddly..or aptly? named "Body-Conscious Dress in Flocked Hand Print."  Truth: that is a flock of hands.  Another truth: it is definitely a body-con dress, in a I'm-totally-aware-that-I-have-hands-all-over-me kind of way.  Sad truth: it once cost $50.90 to buy and is now on sale for $25.45. Want the look (but whyyy?), but don't want to pay? Get a plain frock from your closet and bust out the hand paint, à la Claire Dunphy, pictured below.

This crap is only acceptable on hilarious sitcoms.  Otherwise...WTF?

Don't buy this,
Sam

{first image and visual abomination courtesy of ASOS.com; second image from runningtobeskinny.com}